献上一波神注释(图)注释（二）

诸位假期都休息好了吗？？？

总之我是一躺一看如何就天黑了呢我啥也没干呀？？？

明天YYds给你们献上一波神注释供诸位在这无趣繁忙的周日娱乐娱乐~

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/*
 * Dear Maintainer
 *
 * Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
 * and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
 * please increment the following counter as a warning
 * to the next guy.
 *
 * total_hours_wasted_here = 73
 *

亲爱的维护者

假如尝试对这段程序进行'优化'

但是您早已意识到这是一个多么可怕的错误，

请降低以下计数器的个数拿来对后来人进行警告

这儿总共浪费的时间=731.

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

例外=新的异常(“确实有问题。”)

舍弃;//哈哈2.

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

当我写下这个的时侯，只有上帝和我明白我在做哪些

如今，只有上帝晓得3.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

有时，我会相信编译器会忽视我所有的注释4.

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.

谨借此代码，送给我的父亲达琳我要印源码，谢谢她仍然支持着我，以及我的三个儿子和一条狗。5.

// drunk, fix later

喝多了，改天再修6.

// Magic. Do not touch.

魔法！不要碰。7.

// I'm sorry.

抱歉。8.

return 1; # returns 1

返回1；#返回19.

Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

捕获(异常e)

谁在意？10.

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

代码返回false，注释则仍然返回true11.

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

你可能相信你能读懂以下代码，

而且显然绝对不可能，相信我。

一旦你调试了，你绝对会懊悔装聪明去尝试优化这段代码。

最好的方法是关掉文件，

去玩点儿你喜欢的东西吧！

12.

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

绝对不会运行到这儿13.

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

似乎10的值会波动…14.

// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.

这段代码的确很烂，我晓得你也晓得，

先不要骂我，请先接着往下看15.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

假如删了此处注释，程序就炸了16.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

我不负责这个代码

她们逼迫我写，违反了我的意愿。

17.

/* Please work */

请工作18.

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

没有注释，

很难写，

所以它应当很难阅读19.

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

疯了吧？这是斯巴达！20.

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don't know who wrote it

假如这个代码才能正常工作，这么是PaulDiLascia写的

否则，我也不晓得是谁写的21.

// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!

这是彼得写的，没人晓得它是做哪些的我要印源码，别改动！22.

/** Logger */
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();

不管怎样费尽心力，人会重伤的时侯才会重伤。23.

// I have to find a better job

我必须找到更好的工作24.

// Real programmers don’t comment their code. 
// If it was hard to write, 
// it should be hard to understand.

真正的程序员不注释她们的代码。

假如很难写

应当是无法理解25.

// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.

这是来自stackoverlow的黑魔法

别玩魔法，它会咬人的26.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

对于我将要犯下的暴行，希望詹姆斯·高斯林(JamesGosling)能宽恕我27.

// Comment this later

稍后对此注释28.

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

假如你想被炒鳕鱼，就删掉它29.

}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}

Houston，我们有一个问题30.

// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar 
result = number / 0.00000000000001.

我不能乘以0，所以我要乘以一个十分相像的数31.

int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

通过公正掷色子选择

保证是随机的32.

#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

弄清楚这儿做哪些并相应地添加注释33.

// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

倘若这段代码停止工作时还在使用，

杀了我吧，哦~你不能那么做

我死了……34.

// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

假如你看见了这儿，这意味着你早已被委任为我之前的项目的负责人。

对不住，真抱歉。祝你好运。35.

// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, 
// but if you remove it the program breaks.

我是在喝醉的时侯写的，所以不晓得它是干哪些用的

但假如你删掉它，程序都会中断36.

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a 
// trip across my keyboard...

这段代码曾经是有效的，而且我的猫决定在我的按键上跑一趟37.

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

在很远很远的银河系外（这段代码能运行，绝对是个奇迹）38.

long john; // silver

金银岛39.

#define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers

快乐的去调试你的代码吧，哈哈40.

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

未来亲爱的我，请宽恕我

我说不下来我有多抱歉41.

// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

用于储存年纪的私有实例变量42.

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

其实我不晓得为何这样好使，但它却是修补了问题43.

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

最后即是开始，新约引用44.

try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

不用多说，基本上你完蛋了45.

// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,
// I'll shut you, for God's sake!
// That piece of code is not "something strange"!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

假如你再删掉一次

看在上帝的份上，我要关掉你

这段代码不是哪些“奇怪的东西”

那就是身分验证46.

long time; /* know C */

过来许久时间才晓得47.

// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

入此门者了断希望48.

/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

啊啊啊！你永远都不会明白为何这个方式有效49.

catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

糟糕，我们应当做点哪些50.

// TODO make this work

用TODO做这件事51.

// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success

假如你如今在认真详尽的阅读这段代码，这么写的这段代码应当是没有问题的52.

// set break point here - you'll never reach it

在这儿设置断点-你永远作不到十全十美53.

/*
**    The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
**    In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
**    May you do good and not evil.
**    May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
**    May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/